"All this time dreading the shops, not finding anything, and then I order these, they are delivered to my door, and they fit like a dream! I'm so happy!"
Naturally, I pressed for the site so I, too, could be fabulous.
"Oh, it was just Dolce and Gabbana."
Of course it was.
I'm going to keep this story in my backpocket for the next time my husband remarks on my discretionary spending with his "I'll never be able to retire" mumble.